The crack team of statisticians and donkey quants here at ZooWithRoy.com have spent literally thousands of man hours crunching the numbers and running the algorithms through our simulation supercomputers in order to bring you this shockingly simple flowchart.
Seriously, you won't believe how much work actually went into this:
As I'm sure you all saw, Taney got totally screwed over by the home plate umpire and Donovan McNabb last night, both of whom are entirely to blame for the loss. Don't fret, though-- our heroes still have hope! The Dragons have an elimination game tonight against the Jackie Robinson West squad, of Chicago. This Chicago team is actually very likable, and the kids seem great, but I still thought it helpful to my readership to provide an objective Tale of the Tape comparing the two cities America will see pitted against each other this evening. Here you go!
As you may have heard by now, the scrappy upstart Taney Dragons play the evil "West" team from Las Vegas in the Little League World Series tonight at 7:30 p.m. I hereby declare it your duty as a Philadelphian/Pennsylvanian/Northeasterner/East Coast resident/human to root them on. Brotherly Love vs. Sin City? I mean seriously, folks.
I also implore you to get the picture above tattood on your chest while the Rocky theme plays in the background. LET'S GO TANEYYYYYYYY
Hey kids, it’s me- ZWR- of I Went to the Zoo with Roy Halladay, the world’s foremost bolg about having gone to the zoo with former Phillies ace and future Hall of Famer Roy Halladay (you can find us online at zoowithroy.com).
As you’re well aware, my fantasy football primers have always served you best when preparing for your totally important and not at all annoying to hear about fantasy football drafts/leagues. Well get ready to dominate this year, because it’s baaaaack!!!