Friday, January 27, 2012

Charlie and the Gang Say Goodbye to Wilson Valdez

by ZWR and Cranekicker
 



 
Charlie are you okay baby? Your Twitter is blowing up.

Not now Jimmy I told you I ain’t got time for that twinkies stuff I just need to get a dial tone here so I can call up Winston and let him know I’m here for him and his family I loved them being around the 
clubhouse man this one hurts me.

 
His family was around the clubhouse?

Yeah man all them goats and stuff with the beards. So much love and we never had like extra food and junk leftover in the locker room and they were always goin like “Meehhhh” makin that sound it would crack me up good. Love those guys.

You thought the goats were his family?

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

It's a Sergei Bobrovsky + Cole Hamels Dance-Off GIF Mashup!

Everyone: it's the animated .gif you wanted but didn't even know you wanted until I just reminded you of it right now.

Yes please:

h/t me

Roy Halladay Gives Scott Hartnell Some Advice

click adorable ms paint for bigness

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

RIP Andy Musser

On October 4, 1980, the Phillies clinched the National League East with a face-breaking win in Montreal. You could argue that the autumn euphoria which ultimately led to a World Championship unofficially commenced when Mike Schmidt hit a dramatic, two run home-run in the 11th inning of that game. Here is Andy Musser's call.

well done, Youtuber markmarky

Thanks for the memories, Andy.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

A Post About SOPA by Ryan

(ZWR Note: The following doesn't necessarily reflect my views on the subject proposed legislation; I'm just some donkey that wants to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay. But Ryan's my bud and he's passionate about it and sent me a text at like 3:47AM telling me to post this so here you go.)

Hi there, my name is Ryan Petzar. You may know me from places such as Zoo With Roy, The Fightins, Twitter, or the runner-up of The 1986 America’s Fattest Baby contest.. I wanted to take a moment to talk to you about a topic that is incredibly important to me, and if you’re a fan of this blog should be important to you. Please bear with me, I promise I’ll make this worth your time.

There’s currently legislation that’s quickly working it’s way though Congress called the Stop Online Piracy Act (or SOPA). If passed, SOPA would change the internet as we know it forever by giving corporations the right to censor it. Basically, SOPA would allow the government or copyright holders the ability to obtain court orders to shut down any website they suspect to be either committing copyright infringement or allowing it to happen. However, the rules are broad and vague enough that it would give corporations the ability to shut down your favorite websites for almost no reason at all. Additionally, and horrifyingly, it makes the sharing or posting of copyrighted content online a felony punishable with massive fines and prison sentences of up to five years.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Cholly Watches Last Night's Episode of 'The Bachelor'

By ZWR and Crane Kicker (BFF)



Alright here boys now why you like call me here to watch The Bachelorette Party on the satellite radio TV? I don’t like staying up this late in the offseason I like to get up early and you know like ride the bike and watch Price is Right and stuff.

NO CHARLIE TRUST ME THIS SHOW IS THE BEST THE GUY FROM SCRUBS GREW HIS HAIR REAL LONG AND SELLS WINE TO A BUNCH OF REALLY NICE LADIES AND THEN THEY GO ON BITCHIN DATES LIKE BUNGEE JUMPING FROM THE MANDOLIN BAY CASINO OR SNORKLING OR CIRQUE DE SILLY AND THEY DRESS LIKE CATS TOO MEOW THE CLAWS ARE COMING OUT!

Shay ees right Ben dreaamy I ho I get dee raws

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