Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Eagles Week Four Report Card (brought to you by Life cereal)


Quarterback
ZWR: Who am I to judge Nick Foles when he had every right to literally fear for his long-term health each time the team called a passing play? “Oh cool, a slow-developing corner route to Brent Celek that should be fun I’m sure the intern at right guard will handle Justin Smith for eight seconds can’t wait really excited.”

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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

A Heartfelt Goodbye to Kyle Kendrick



It's an emotional time for Major League Baseball and its franchises right now. As all involved with the game prepare for the excitement of the postseason, their hearts and minds bow with tribute to one who won't even be involved in it. But that doesn't lessen the impact this man has had on organizations from Philadelphia to Tokyo.

Please join Zoo With Roy in tipping our cap to a legend who won't be forgotten this fall, even as our team goes about its business of preparing for the busy holiday season and throwing money at the wrong over-priced Cuban defectors.

Think of it as our version of #RE2PECT.



Monday, September 22, 2014

Eagles Week Three Report Card vs. Redskins


Quarterback
ZWR: My boy Nicky Foles with the defining "man up" game bro was out there with no offensive linemen and a concussed running back and one functioning arm and put up 37 (well 30 I guess but you know what I mean besides he probably gave Chris Polk a pep talk) suck it haters and dweebs talking about leaving points on the board you're nuts. Grade A++++++


Jason Peters: The Greatest American Hero



From www.reddit.com/r/Eagles

As you already know by now, Jason Peters has officially achieved Philadelphia hero/legend/mayor status for coming to Nick Foles' defense after scab pig accused felon Chris Baker de-cleated the quarterback in one of the dirtiest plays of all time. 

So naturally I made some Photoshops:







(EAGLES REPORT CARD COMING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON...)
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