Monday, September 22, 2014

Eagles Week Three Report Card vs. Redskins


Quarterback
ZWR: My boy Nicky Foles with the defining "man up" game bro was out there with no offensive linemen and a concussed running back and one functioning arm and put up 37 (well 30 I guess but you know what I mean besides he probably gave Chris Polk a pep talk) suck it haters and dweebs talking about leaving points on the board you're nuts. Grade A++++++


Jason Peters: The Greatest American Hero



From www.reddit.com/r/Eagles

As you already know by now, Jason Peters has officially achieved Philadelphia hero/legend/mayor status for coming to Nick Foles' defense after scab pig accused felon Chris Baker de-cleated the quarterback in one of the dirtiest plays of all time. 

So naturally I made some Photoshops:







(EAGLES REPORT CARD COMING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON...)

Jason Peters: Hero. Emmanuel Acho: Sick Burner.


Jason Peters Philadelphia legend and hero for life.

.gif from this Reddit


Also, giant high five to reserve linebacker Emmanuel Acho for tweeting out this picture yesterday (his version had awful borders so it would look like butt if I embed it here so I'm just putting in the pic and no I don't know if he actually made it)



Also, well played South Park.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Eagles Week Two Report Card


This is Craney's contribution (no srsly):




Quarterback
ZWR: Nick Foles had over 300 yards passing despite a host of drops and it still seemed he should have had more than 400 with his own mistakes eliminated and he runs slower than me in ski boots but he got the job done when it mattered so I’m not going to complain today let’s keep it positive. Grade B


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