Thursday, July 31, 2014


Another hot ZWR exclusive for you - a peak inside the Phillies' front office right now as we near the 4:00 p.m. MLB trade deadline. Looks like Ruben is working those phone lines! Keep it locked to ZWR for all your exclusive MLB trade deadline breaking news!

Oh... nevermind

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Ruben Works the Phones at the Trade Deadline

/mumbling under his breath

Come on come on, pick up the damn phone, it’s July 29th for crissakes what is wrong with these idiots...I swear to God...

Monday, July 28, 2014

Roy Halladay Made My Monday


I hesitate to speak for all working stiffs, but Monday mornings have a tendency to eat eleven butts. They stink. I hate them so hard. And this week is going to be particularly painful for me at work, so I was extra grumpy when I woke up today.

Then I picked up my phone to look at the weather forecast and saw a text from my friend that just read, "ROY HALLADAY". I threw on my glasses, hopped on Twitter, and ...

zOMG yes plz. Why HLHIII is posting Photoshopped selfies at 2:00 AM is anybody's guess (For the record, I'm going with He stays awake 24 hours a day eating Oreos and ice cream and figuring out a way to big-game fish while piloting solo flights), but that one made my day and now I'm floooooooooaaaaaaaating into the work week. We're totally going to the zoo. One of these days. I think.

Thanks, Roy!

Friday, July 25, 2014

Ruben Amaro Jr. Anchors the Phillies on Family Feud

My team! The Phillies Family looks like they're about to win some C-A-S-H money
booooyyyyyyy. Ruben, get on out here.


Ruben. Take a breath. I've got some good news. Your teammate Pat-- Mr. Gillick--  KILLED IT! 
He left you with 182 points. You best not mess this up or I'll kick you in your behind.
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