Tuesday, January 20, 2015

BACHCAP: The Episode You Saw That Girl's Boob

Girl most likely to shuck this guy’s corn (if you get my drift) first
ZWR: No srsly I made this Google doc with the categories on Monday morning and then BAM a corn shucking competition I should be a Bach producer.

The Evster: Are you talking about (Editor's Note: Can’t say that) or (Editor's Note): Can’t say that either)? I’m guessing you meant (Editor's Note: The second one you can’t say). In that case, I’m going with the powerlifter. She’s basically the only option here. I LOATHE her.


Thursday, January 15, 2015

Eagles Player Promises to Strategically Fart

ZWR correspondent Crane Kicker was able to secure an exclusive interview with Eagles long-snapper (and part-time magician!) Jon Dorenbos, in which the former Pro Bowler vowed to strategically fart on an opponent next season. Check it:

Can't wait until the Giants jump offsides next year on a fourth and three...

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Revisiting the Controversial Dez Bryant Call; An Expert Analysis

Let's take it frame-by-frame (image courtesy of ESPN)

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Clearly not a catch. Well, there you have it!

Monday, January 12, 2015

How to be a Complete N00B

HLHIII tweeted this out yesterday, because he's the best thing ever.

Man, what a missed opportunity for that guy. A few mistakes that I notice, as an expert on being in the same place as Roy Halladay:

* Wearing long pants with a short sleeve shirt. Not a fan. I much prefer shorts with a long sleeve jawn. Also, pink shorts are definitely manly and exude confidence.

* Staring at a roller coaster. Who does that? I know, I know ... "What if his family is on it?" The answer to that is simple: look at hot chicks (respectfully) or whip out the old smartphone and check Zoo With Roy ( I can only assume he's also a ZWR fan).

* Why isn't he eating a funnel cake or ice cream cone? Like I said, N-0-0-B.

* Far as I can tell, www.amusementparkwithroy.com isn't taken yet.

Knowing that Roy Halladay is hilarious, he probably staged this whole thing and then rode the log flume with his new friend afterward.
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