Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Ruben Works the Phones at the Trade Deadline





/mumbling under his breath

Come on come on, pick up the damn phone, it’s July 29th for crissakes what is wrong with these idiots...I swear to God...


Monday, July 28, 2014

Roy Halladay Made My Monday




Foreshadowing.

I hesitate to speak for all working stiffs, but Monday mornings have a tendency to eat eleven butts. They stink. I hate them so hard. And this week is going to be particularly painful for me at work, so I was extra grumpy when I woke up today.

Then I picked up my phone to look at the weather forecast and saw a text from my friend that just read, "ROY HALLADAY". I threw on my glasses, hopped on Twitter, and ...



zOMG yes plz. Why HLHIII is posting Photoshopped selfies at 2:00 AM is anybody's guess (For the record, I'm going with He stays awake 24 hours a day eating Oreos and ice cream and figuring out a way to big-game fish while piloting solo flights), but that one made my day and now I'm floooooooooaaaaaaaating into the work week. We're totally going to the zoo. One of these days. I think.

Thanks, Roy!

Friday, July 25, 2014

Ruben Amaro Jr. Anchors the Phillies on Family Feud


 
My team! The Phillies Family looks like they're about to win some C-A-S-H money
booooyyyyyyy. Ruben, get on out here.


WOOOOOH! WHAT'S UP CEDRICK?!


Ruben. Take a breath. I've got some good news. Your teammate Pat-- Mr. Gillick--  KILLED IT! 
He left you with 182 points. You best not mess this up or I'll kick you in your behind.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Thursday NFL News Round-Up


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Eagles OT Lane Johnson suspended four games for mistakenly taking prescription drug that is on league's banned substance list.

Ravens RB Ray Rice suspended two games for punching woman in face and dragging unconscious body across hotel floor.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Good Game, Let's Go Eat ... SOME 'SHROOMS


Oh man remember when the Phillies were awesome at winning baseball games and won divisions and pennants and even World Series? Those were fun days, and one of the funner (srsly, I'm about to cry) themes in that embarrassment of riches was Hunter Pence's post-game quip, "Good game, let's go eat."

Welp, now Pence is on the Giants and they're good and we stink but for a moment last night we were reminded of that laugh (with a slight twist):

ZOINKS (h/t @shrimpcracker)

A closer view:


Yup.
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