Thursday, March 5, 2015

The First Annual ZWR SWAGALYTICS Quadrant Report

Wow, the past two weeks in Philadelphia sports have been crazy! The Sixers traded the reigning rookie of the year and KJ McDangDang (TM @cranekicker) in picking up fourteen more draft picks and future All Star Isaiah Canaan on deadline day. Shortly thereafter, the Flyers shipped away stalwart defensemen Kimmo Timonen and Braydon Coburn leading into the NHL trade deadline. The Flyers, too, stockpiled for draft day. Then the Eagles asploded everything! Toddfather, Sconces, and Trent Cole were released, freeing up a billionty. Shady was traded. SHADY WAS TRADED!

What's behind all of this? Well, it's a combination of things, namely our new corps of management's penchant for decisions rooted in the study of things like probability and OPTIONALITY and their having the guts to stand behind their decisions-- even if they confound traditionalists. As such, it seems an appropriate time to examine where big four's leaders fall on the

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Special Eagles Report Card w/ the OGs Craney, Danger, and Evan

Running Backs
ZWR: You have to make this trade. Linebacker is a position of greater need that’s tougher to fill, this is a deep running back draft, and (like it or not) the salary cap plays a huge role in these decisions. All of that said, I love Shady. 

Grade: A+++++++++++++++++++++++++ forever and thank you for so many amazing memories.


Tuesday, March 3, 2015

#BACHCAP: Women Tell All

Dude, I love the Women Tell All Eps
ZWR: Dude, I love the Women Tell All eps!!! It’s always interesting to get the ladies’ opinions on things after they’ve had the benefit of time and hindsight - like, “Oh my god this guy is a total moron and I was just excited to climb down a glacier TBQH there’s no way I was ever in love with that meat sack but thanks for the cool vacations!”

Not gonna lie, I also like the sassin.

Evster: I'm five minutes into this show and I can't handle anything.

Monday, March 2, 2015


The Flyers now have five picks in the top 90 and seven picks in the top 101. They have two first round selections and two third rounders. The Sixers have the potential for four first round picks and five second round picks. This is all thanks to the diligent efforts of one man...


Bow to the king

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

#BACHCAP: Kaitlyn Deserves Better

See, this is why he should have kept __________
Sara Circs: Carly. She was funny and these women are NOT INTERESTING.

ZWR: Gonna let Bazooka mom run the point on this one and agree with her. Carly was peaking-- BLOSSOMING, if you will-- into her role and then old buckethead booted her. Luckily, Kaitlyn is still around to provide any sort of personality. Oh, wait.

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