Apple introduced its new iPad yesterday, and by all accounts it will be a fine product. Some were underwhelmed, others overwhelmed... not too much of a surprise when you consider people's response to iPhones ("omg it's the best thing ever I call it the iPwn!" v. "no way my (donkey phone) does all the same stuff and was way cheaper"). Of course, we here want to look at this through the lens of Roy Halladay and I attending the Philadelphia Zoo together. Here's how I see it: Me and Doc, a summer day. We're over by the reptile house. I'm eating a pretzel, he has a balloon giraffe. All of a sudden, he whips out his iPad and pretends he's a dwarf talking on an iPhone. I follow suit, kneeling down to make it even funnier. And there we are, pretending we're dwarfs talking on iPhones. Then Roy says, "Dude, we might get a show on TLC now." I don't get it at first, but then it registers.