"If you haven't followed @ZooWithRoy or read the blog, you're missing out." -- Bill Baer of Crashburn AlleyWith press and media attention like this, it's easy to see why Fast Company once called I Want to Go to the Zoo With Roy Halladay, "The greatest blog dedicated to visiting a zoo with a former Blue Jays pitcher on the internet today, but don't quote us on that."
"Your blog is blowing up!" -- NAG NAG NAG
"Zoo With Roy (ZWR)" offers your business the unique opportunity to reach some of the biggest donkeys on the internet. With nearly 800 unique visitors from three countries (including Australia), 69 followers on Twitter, a Facebook fan group with two members, and $0.24 of ad revenue, there scarcely exists a better venue for an organization to spread its online marketing message.
Banner ads, provided you can make your own*, can be had for as low as $500 per year. Zoos, naturally, receive a special discount. Incredibly wealthy or fiscally irresponsible folks who simply want to give us money are also welcome. All proceeds will be applied to mortgage and/or daycare payments--as ZWR staff are apparently (and in some cases, surprisingly) virile--in addition to nag-free Vegas trips** and blog conventions.
But anyway, advertising. Think about it. Also don't forget to inquire about original, one-of-a-kind MS Paint artwork, which can be commissioned for the most economical of budgets. We don't have an e-mail address, so leave us a note in the comments.
*zoowithroy.blogspot.com can create a banner ad for sponsors at the production rate of $75 per hour; total labor not to exceed 17 hours total. Political Action Committees are required to provide necessary documentation. AARP members eligible for a 10% discount.
** What, you thought Pai Gow poker chips just magically re-appeared when you were out?! Yeah, so did we until the first time we got thrown out of MGM Grand.