Friday, March 26, 2010

Komrade Panda Would Like to Thank You for Voting

We did it! Or more specifically, you, the good readers and MySpace yo followers of the hottest #12 seed bolg in the universe did it, advancing ZWR to the sweet 16. Your tremendous support gave ZWR a 317 to 92 (zomg, srsly!) win over some lady with a website called Phillies Files. Up next: Todd Zolecki and his blog about Alonzo Mourning.

Let's take a look at the odds:
1. Beerleaguer – 5:2
2. Phillies Nation – 3:1
3. The Fightins – 3:1
4. The Zo Zone – 4:1
5. The 700 Level – 5:1
6. High Cheese – 7:1
7. Phuture Phillies – 10:1
8. Finger Food – 10:1
9. Crashburn Alley – 12:1
10. Phillies Insider – 18:1
11. Balls, Sticks, & Stuff – 22:1
12. The Good Phight – 25:1
13. Macho Row – 30:1
14. Phillies Phollowers – 40:1
15. Phoul Ballz – 50:1
16. I Want to Go to the Zoo With Roy Halladay – 65:1
Say what! A $25 bet might get NAG NAG NAG those counter tops after all...

Zolecki is a juggernaut for sure, but word on the street is that he went to Syracuse. So, you know. And even if that wasn't true, which I think it probably isn't but I'm not really sure, that guy gets paid to write a blog about baseball for a living. Paid by MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. Bud Selig is like his boss or whatever. Voting for Todd Zolecki in a blog contest is like rooting for the IRS during tax season. So when you think of Todd Zolecki, think of the IRS auditing your Dad and Bud Selig's dumb face. Then cast your vote accordingly. Next round gets underway on Saturday. Expect more charming propaganda.

And don't forget, if we make it to the elite 8, gets a free t-shirt with an MS Paint elephant and Roy Halladay on it. Ryan Lawrence still gets nothing.


  1. I heard that Zolecki hates penguins*. Just sayin.

    *This is may or may not be true.

  2. Heathcliff SlocumbMarch 26, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    It's also worth noting that the Zo is from Milwaukee and is at heart a Brewer's fan. For this reason alone he deserves to get skinned cat-style by komrade red panda.

  3. Congrats so far! The bookies in Vegas are loving it!


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