This time next week you'll all be "OMG I'm about to see Roy Halladay!" and I'll be all "seriously Roy Halladay" and Ryan Lawrence will be all "Hey I'm press can I get a free shirt from your concession stand?" and we'll all be all "It's okay to be half-drunked at 11 AM right?" and Crashburn Alley and The Good Phight will be all "I've devised a metric for that" and the guys from The Fightins will be all, "Sup?" and people will be taking pictures of themselves in ZWR shirts at the park because you know I'll post each and every one of them. Then the Natinals will get cuttered. So cuttered. It's on.