Friday, March 26, 2010

So Roy Halladay Pitched Yesterday

"Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting."
Well, not the Yankees! Doc continued to fine tune things yesterday, giving up only two runs while cuttering (more on that in a bit) seven over the course of that many innings in a minor league contest amongst grapefruits and sunshines. It all took 99 pitches, which translated in Halladay means he only threw 57. Wait what? No seriously, do the math. It all makes sense. So now it's one more Spring Training outing, against Toronto (burn for them), and then we get to see him in DC for opening day I'm going and can't wait it's gonna be so great I'm sitting in right field (Wertz beard!) let's get beer and five guys. Oh, yeah- and you can meet a naked mole rat at The National Zoo before the game if you want.

Moving on. This whole animated MS Paint thing is the bee's knees; I hope you all like it as much as I do. I'm not going to lie--throwing one into a "So Roy Halladay Pitched Yesterday" post is spoiling you donkeys, and I'm nothing if not tempered, but you've earned it. As such, for your enjoyment (no seriously you may as well just love it because it's going to take over game threads throughout the interwebs when Roy pitches), a taste of the nastiness to come, funnier than when your buddy tried to explain to you why he loves Fiona Apple...


(I actually do like Fiona Apple)


  1. Heathcliff SlocumbMarch 26, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    I will be in DC for opening day, sporting my fresh, new Wertz revolution red T, which should be arriving any day now. I can't wait.

    P.S. - the MS Paint for this here post ain't wurkin.

    P.P.S. - Kill Zo.

    (I actually love Zo, but a Komrade does not stray on allegiencies)

  2. I heart Fiona Apple almost as much as I heart MS Paint drawings featuring Harold Leroy Halladay III.

    Anymore thoughts to a post-game meet n' drink in the city?

  3. THank you for spoiling us with a glorious animated MS Paint treat.


  4. rabble mcnuggets de lacroix,

    i'd love to, but will have to play by ear. my mom is baby-sitting waaah waaaah waaaaah while nag nag nag and i are at the game. if she's, "dude seriously get back here now" we're gonna have to listen. i mean, i run an internationally-heralded blog about going to the zoo with roy halladay and all, but i still have to listen to my mommy.

  5. Heathcliff SlocumbMarch 27, 2010 at 12:25 AM

    It's OK. We know the truth. NAG NAG NAG would chew you out if you went out for a drink after the game.


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