Okay I know we're about forever late in posting this, but some of us were busy spending our secret gambling and drinking slush finds that our wives didn't know about on bachelor parties that they hardly approved of our attending in the first place. Anyway, I have no idea where this came from, but apparently the word has gotten out. Now all the zoo animals are clamoring to be spotted not just with Roy, but with other marginally famous (relative to Roy) Phils like the Flyin' Hawaiian. Your rap is strong, lemur. Keep it up and you might just end up a mid-major darling in next year's ZWR Mammal Madness.
Speaking of which, it's not too late to complete a 2010 Mammal Madness bracket and submit it to firstname.lastname@example.org. If it's even remotely awesome, we'll post it here and write things like zomg and lol and make you famous to our 100 daily viewers. And if anyone can beat this bracket... well, actually, who are we kidding. No one is going to beat that bracket.
p.s. only 13 days until Roy drops CUTTERS on the Nationals on opening day