Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Breaking News on the Ryan Howard Financial Crisis


Did you hear?! Big Piece got paid.

I'm not normally one for excess or financial indulgences, but I'm just saying: it were me, and I just signed that contract, I'd probably hire all the remaining members of the Wu-Tang clan (RIP, ODB) to follow me around for at least a month performing this non-stop. And then after that I'd hire Method Man to freestyle rap my at-bat intro music for the rest of the season; Redman could even come along. I'd also buy a jet ski.


1 comment:

  1. I would also get them to manage my money: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11887&title=wu-tang-financial .

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