Dear Brent Celek,
You put the word out yesterday via Twitter that you wanted a customized Twitter background. Although technically the contest is over and you have already chosen the winner, I thought you might still enjoy this background I created for you. You don't have to send an autograph if you don't want, but perhaps you can use it as the alternative background that you break out only every once in a while, like those powder blue and gold atrocities the Eagles merchandising department offended us with a few seasons ago, in that one game where Kevin Curtis had like 300 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Lions--I think it was during your rookie year. '
Anyway, as you may know, I am the internet's foremost expert on MS Paint artwork, and frankly, I'm quite proud of this latest creation. I hope you enjoy it, and that you consider using it on your Twitter account. It's not formatted properly, but I think we can all agree, it rules. Just look at the block you're throwing on that Redskin (most likely Haynesworth), or the way you're hurdling Michael Jenkins as he feebly tries to dive at your knees. I mean, I even worked in the Captain Morgan celebration pose that you got flagged and fined $10,000 for (you better have a whole basement full of spiced rum right now, sheeeesh). But seriously. Thanks for reading. And go Birds.
I Want to Go to the Zoo With Roy Halladay, MBA
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