Friday, April 23, 2010

Roy's Win Total in Stuffed Animal Form

ZWR reader Kevin has developed a unique and cuddly system for tracking Roy's face-breaking this season. In addition to the victory tally on the wall, one stuffed animal is added for each HLHIII win. We love symbolism.

Thus far there's a polar bear, an elephant, an Icy Tea penguin (!), and some kind of mutated tiger-squirrel-chipmunk-ish thing. By the end of the season, Kevin is definitely going to need more animals. We're guessing--or at least really hoping--he doesn't have 35 or so small stuffed zoo animals laying around his mom's basement.

The iced tea penguin represents Roy's thirst for perfection.


  1. this guy is going to have a regular menagerie in his office by September 1st

  2. At least he's not keeping track of face-breaking cutters.

  3. Ernie Sims might want to join you and Roy at the zoo!

  4. Is Ernie Sims cool enough to go look at penguins with ZWR and Roy. The article said nothing about penguins...

    I did find it funny that people were suggesting this on the other comment board too...

  5. You know, if one person, just one person wants to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people want to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay,
    they may think they're both [zoo fans] and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people wanting to go to the zoo and look at penguins with Roy Halladay. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said fifty people a day wanting to go and look at Red Pandas with Roy Halladay. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

  6. That Polar Bear is gonna be the life of the party, for sure.


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