Monday, May 3, 2010

The Great Brownie Scholarship©


We have a passion for the arts, if you couldn't by now tell. We also like brownies, and randomness. Mix (WORDPLAY!) them all together and you get things like this: The Great Brownie Scholarship©! But what exactly is it, ZWR?!?!?! Well, for one, simple. You submit an original work of graphic art- be it video, gif, paint, animation, photography, etc.- capturing why I should go to the zoo with Roy Halladay and our panel of celebrity judges (Meech, Ryan Lawrence, Brent Celek, and Electronic James Beale) will pick the best of the lot. But what do I win?!?! I'd think you'd have been able to guess by now considering the title and all, but it's one-of-a-kind CUTTERED and SO CUTTERED brownies (so awesome) from the official bakery of ZWR, Sweet Swallows. Frankly, if you don't think this is great you're a donkey. It's a chance to get published on The Economist of blogs about going to the zoo with HLHIII, and you get delicious, free, gourmet baked goods. I know you fools are creative, so get to work. Entries are due by May 11.  

6 comments:

  1. Just remember contestants: If you happen to submit an MS Paint, know it will be immediately compared to the preeminent MS Paint artist of our generation, ZWR. And I'm not sure you're ready for that.

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  2. Sweet Swallows is pretty much the best bakery in the universe. This could not be more awesome unless the prize brownie was hand-delivered by a red panda on a white donkey.

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  3. "You submit an original work of graphic art- be it video, gif, paint, animation, photography, etc.- capturing why I should go to the zoo with Roy Halladay and our panel of celebrity judges (Meech, Ryan Lawrence, Brent Celek, and Electronic James Beale) will pick the best of the lot. But what do I win?!?! I'd think you'd have been able to guess by now considering the title and all, but it's one-of-a-kind CUTTERED and SO CUTTERED brownies (so awesome) from the official bakery of ZWR, Sweet Swallows. For their participation, the judges will receive a ZWR "gift bag," complete with ZWR goodies that will include but aren't exclusive to a ZWR t-shirt, a ZWR dog frisbee and a subscription to the brand-new ZWR Newsletter, 'Cuttered by Doc.'"

    Wow. Awesome.

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  4. Ryan, you might want to check the first tag.

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  5. Oh, I saw it. It only mentioned brownies.

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  6. So sweet of you to hold a contest that ends on my birthday. Since I'm a pigeon in the art world, this should definitely get me some nom noms.

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