I hope you enjoyed last night, the Red Sox.
Interleague edition, yo (photo: mlb.com)
And if you're going to the game today, don't forget to dress appropriately...
I am no longer able to sustain the long-standing, bitter rivalry that has existed between myself and Todd Zolecki (stemming from Zo's refusal to buy me my funnel cake). I do not appreciate the effort it takes to harbor such aggressive animosity, and I've come to realize it all so futile. You're surely imagining as I am Settembrini in the field, pistols drawn between he and Naphta, firing his shot instead into the sky. This is the correct outcome.