Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Jimmy Rollins DL Update

According to anonymous TSA sources, while boarding a Clearwater-bound flight today at Philadelphia International Airport, the recently re-injured shortstop was said to be traveling with, "[A] lot more gels, lotions and liquids than we're supposed to permit, by law. But we let it slide. It's cool. It's J-Roll, dog, he's gotta keep it tight."

At press time, ZWR was unable to confirm whether Rollins was asked to remove his flip-flops and place them on the x-ray conveyor belt, or whether a donkey in front of him forgot to remove a laptop, thereby disrupting the otherwise smooth and pleasant TSA process.

1 comment:

  1. even a real DONKEY would put his laptop on the belt. that's so disruptive, we're talkin emus here


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