Monday, May 17, 2010

An Open Letter to the Philadelphia Zoo (and an update)

Dear the Philadelphia Zoo,

Hello. Welcome to, the country's most respected bolg about wanting to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay. As noted in our earlier correspondence concerning the adoption of a red panda I dearly hope to be able to buy pop tarts, this all stems from a promotion run in cooperation with the Twitter known as Red Pandamonium Twitter Follow-and-Adopt-A-Thon. The breadth and gravity are impressive, I know. While I tend to assume you guys are all devotees, and apologize thusly for any potential redundancy, it's safer I hear to over-inform. Anyway, here's to hoping that the spirit of the event catches you, perhaps (hint hint) even spurring into conversation your more creative folks with a certain professional baseball club, with whom our stakeholders seem to think you have amiable relations (witness: the below).

Oh also I love your penguins they're so cute!


  1. Dear Zoo,

    Adopt a red panda or prepare to ride the lightning!

    Scotch Man


    Philly needs HELP! please help support our music scene.


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