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It's been long enough, yo--so let's name the little guy. I figure this way when you go to visit you can have it on the ready as you sing a capella Shins covers, sneak him bagel bites, and tell about the time uncle Meech went on a hunger strike. Bonus: people will look at you like you're some kind of awesome zoo insider... or something like that.
These names came from the people, are of the people--so I'm pretty certain we got this.
Friday, May 28, 2010
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I vote for Delonte West
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NO DOCTOR POP TART, NO PEACE.
ReplyDeleteKNOW DOCTOR POP TART, KNOW PEACE.
I've greatly misjudged the bolg readership. I thought Doctor Pop Tart would run away with it.
ReplyDeleteif doctor pop tart does not win, i've lost all faith in this bolg.
ReplyDeleteDoctor pop tart!!
ReplyDeleteoh cool, go Cutter!
ReplyDeleteThese names are stupid. How did "Peekaboo" not make the poll? I mean, the little guy has such a peekaboo face, how could you not call him Peekaboo?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteSeriously -- Cutter is in the lead?
ReplyDeleteThat's less original than a joke about how the Sillies can't score any runs.
Heathcliff Slocumb out!
Nooo, Doctor Pop Tart must win. It's the perfect name. A combination of Roy Halladay and pop tarts.
ReplyDeleteDoctor Pop Tart is equal parts dumb and boring. Just because he *loves* Pop Tarts doesn't mean his name should be Pop Tarts. That would be like naming some fat South Philly Schlub "Soft Pretzel Cheese Steak." Total lamesauceness.
ReplyDeleteThese sound like names that Mets fans would pick.
doc pop tart....must win
ReplyDeleteHow about Hebner, after Richie Hebner?
ReplyDeletePeekaboo Panda For The Win...pencil it in.
ReplyDeleteRefuse to end the poll until Doctor Pop Tart wins!
ReplyDeleteNew idea:
ReplyDeleteSir Perfect McPoptart of Cutterham.
Perfection or Mr. Perfect.
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