Friday, May 28, 2010

POLL: HELP US NAME THE RED PANDA!


It's been long enough, yo--so let's name the little guy. I figure this way when you go to visit you can have it on the ready as you sing a capella Shins covers, sneak him bagel bites, and tell about the time uncle Meech went on a hunger strike. Bonus: people will look at you like you're some kind of awesome zoo insider... or something like that.

These names came from the people, are of the people--so I'm pretty certain we got this.

16 comments:

  1. I vote for Delonte West
    http://www.ohio.com/news/break_news/95037924.html

    ReplyDelete
  2. NO DOCTOR POP TART, NO PEACE.
    KNOW DOCTOR POP TART, KNOW PEACE.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I've greatly misjudged the bolg readership. I thought Doctor Pop Tart would run away with it.

    ReplyDelete
  4. if doctor pop tart does not win, i've lost all faith in this bolg.

    ReplyDelete
  5. oh cool, go Cutter!

    ReplyDelete
  6. These names are stupid. How did "Peekaboo" not make the poll? I mean, the little guy has such a peekaboo face, how could you not call him Peekaboo?!?!?!?

    ReplyDelete
  7. Seriously -- Cutter is in the lead?

    That's less original than a joke about how the Sillies can't score any runs.

    Heathcliff Slocumb out!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Nooo, Doctor Pop Tart must win. It's the perfect name. A combination of Roy Halladay and pop tarts.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Doctor Pop Tart is equal parts dumb and boring. Just because he *loves* Pop Tarts doesn't mean his name should be Pop Tarts. That would be like naming some fat South Philly Schlub "Soft Pretzel Cheese Steak." Total lamesauceness.

    These sound like names that Mets fans would pick.

    ReplyDelete
  10. doc pop tart....must win

    ReplyDelete
  11. How about Hebner, after Richie Hebner?

    ReplyDelete
  12. Peekaboo Panda For The Win...pencil it in.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Refuse to end the poll until Doctor Pop Tart wins!

    ReplyDelete
  14. New idea:

    Sir Perfect McPoptart of Cutterham.

    ReplyDelete

Leave a comment, or whatever.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...