ZWR: Dude I'm kinda scared of hawks.
Roy: Like, just hawks or all mean birds?
ZWR: Well, yeah...all of them. But we're looking at a hawk now.
Roy: You confuse me. Hey, you think he likes hot dogs?!
ZWR: Are you for real?
Roy: Ohmygod he totally does--look, he just turned his head. You want a hot dog Mr. Scary Hawk?!
ZWR: STOP!
Roy: HA! He's totally going to eat you. I mean, that makes sense.
ZWR: I'm getting some popcorn.
Roy: DON'T DO IT, HAWKS LIKE POPCORN MORE THAN HOT DOGS!
I've never seen this side of Roy before
ReplyDeleteRoy tempting a black hawk? This is one deep metaphor.
ReplyDeleteConfession time: I love birds. All birds. Especially birds of prey. Just felt like I should get that out in the open.
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