Thursday, May 27, 2010

ZWR EXCLUSIVE (7 hours later): We Have Infiltrated the Rockies Clubhouse



WHAT WE KNOW

Earlier this month, lovable nutjob ZWR reader Dave sent Jim Tracy one of our "Stinks to be You" shirts (which, as luck would have it, you can still get by clicking on the ZWR store link!).

Last night, Denver Post beat writer and ZWR enthusiast Troy Renck noted that Ryan Spilborghs had the same shirt hanging in his locker!


Yes, please, Troy Renck. I love you even more now that I know Jim Tracy is your background. But seriously, dude. Pics?!


Troy Renck can't be bothered with your 140 character limit, Twitter
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WHAT WE DON'T KNOW

  • Did Spilborghs steal-borgh Jim Tracy's shirt, or order his own (Because, for real, I don't know how to open shirt orders or anything like that to see who bought stuff)?
  • Are other Rockies players actually responsible for opening Jim Tracy's mail?
  • Do they steal from him often?
  • Does Jim Tracy think he's too good for a ZWR shirt?!

  • Is Troy Renck going to take a picture of the shirt for us? What Would Ryan Lawrence Do?
I'm not upset, mind you, if any of these are the case. You know why? Because, hey, free publicity for the bolg--and, like Jim Tracy:

"We don't cry here [at ZWR]. I want to make that clear right now. We work very hard."

HOW DOES THIS IMPACT DANICA MCKELLAR?

Our bond is now just that much stronger.

*cue Joe Cocker*

Winnie is the Keith Law of hot celebrities. GROwL, indeed.
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5 comments:

  1. Nice work Dave - who are you sending a shirt to next?

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  2. Ryan Lawrence.... Ryan Spilborghs.... coincidece? Ever see us in the same place at the same time?

    The next obvious step is to create a math-centric ZWR t-shirt and to send it to Winnie Cooper.


    (side note: why does this thing make me type the word "velst" in order to post a comment??)

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  3. Spilborghs today: 3-4, HR, 2B, 2 RBI, 2R. Definitely the power of the ZWR shirt.

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  4. RYAN SPILBORGHS SERIOUSLY CALL ME LET'S PARTY

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  5. Wow.

    I am going to guess RS loved the shirt sent to Tracy so much he offered him a million dollars for it.

    I expect to get the same reaction from a random millionaire when I wear my yet to be delivered Wertz Revolution shirt.

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