Now before everyone goes all silly and starts accusing ZWR of selling out for the sake of a quick buck (or a million, whatever), take a moment to consider the worldwide economic downturn, the imperative for all businesses to properly capitalize on foreign market opportunities, and NAG NAG NAG's compulsion to buy every single pair of shoes available on Zappos. Look, I live in DC Metro, so I already have the local on-the-ground expertise necessary to know that shirt is going to sell, according to my back-of-the-envelope calculations and capitalistic instincts when it comes to the fact that the Nationals don't have any real fans but are all of a sudden now tripling attendance, approximately eleventy-twelve.
And, as long as we're all being honest with each other, I'm not going lie--I do actually have a bit of a Strasboner myself. Don't you?
UPDATE: PG-13 version now available!