What better way to celebrate Roy Halladay's perfectly pitched game than with a historic, beautifully decorated (360 degrees, yo), commemorative... baseball bat?
For real?! I was tipped off via Zmail as to the existence of this LIMITED EDITION product with this craptacularly awesome video. Check it out:
There are a whole host of things at play here, but let's just focus on a few:
- Dude, it boasts that the bat displays "the historic stats" of the perfect game? SPOILER ALERT: They're all zeros!
- Really, I can't free up the loot to get this until after the payment for my Patrick Kane lithographed waffle board clears.
New Rule: You're not allowed to promote a fake autograph.(omg--idea!--now you can win ZWR's Roy Halladay perfect game tickets with a 'facsimile' (read: fake) Roy Halladay autograph on the back! Start snapping those photos people--no, wait, bring us Frankie MacDonald instead...!!!)
But that all said, this bat is just straight trippin, yo.
WIN ROY HALLADAY PERFECT GAME TICKETS FROM ZOOWITHROY.COM
BUY ROY HALLADAY PERFECT GAME SO PERFECT T-SHIRTS FROM THE OFFICIAL ZWR ONLINE T-SHIRT STORE
ADVERTISE ON ZOO WITH ROY (note: this post was written in February--quoted prices may vary; seriously, crap bat people--call us)