Oh, hey donkeys. Do you want two tickets to Roy Halladay's perfect game? For real, I have some and would be happy to give them to you for free.
"But ZWR, those things were face value plus fees."
No, I know it. I bought them.
"Roy Halladay's perfect game?"
"That's spectacular. You're really just gonna give them away?"
Yup... provided you're the first person to accomplish one of the following incredibly unique feats:
- Send in a picture of yourself, wearing a ZWR jawn, with a current Phillies player, who has to be pointing at your shirt.
- Send in a picture of yourself and a current Phillies player together holding a sign that reads "Girl don't trip, visit Zoo With Roy".
- Have a letter to the editor published in The Atlantic that compares this site to the topic of one of their dork articles.
- Convince Frankie MacDonald to record and upload an exclusive Phillies game recap for the bolg.