"Man, I hate waiting in the doctor's office. First they kill you with all this in-network, out-of-network mumbo jumbo, and then you have to fill out a thousand paper forms when you get here."
"Yeah, and then you have to read Sassy Magazine while they make you sit around like some hunk of meat just waiting for..."
"....AHHHHHHHHHHHH, OHHHHH, MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mine too!!!! Oh the humanity!"
"Whew... man, what just happened? I'm so glad that's over with."
"Yeah, I never want to do that again--hey...Scott, what the...?!"