In a demonstration of unity with the big league club's offensive performance of late, a hobbled Jimmy Rollins went hitless with three popups last night in a rehab start for the Clearwater Threshers. While there is no clear timetable for the MVP shortstop's return, one encouraging sign is that Rollins mentioned to the local press that his, "bank roll's still on swoll."
"My shit," the Red Bull pitchman continued, "is definitely on hit legit...so now I'm parole--stroll."
I still love the whole J-Roll Red Bull hit-a-ball 500+ feet thing. Now add to that this magazine which refers to him as a "Slugger"
ReplyDeleteNow that's swag.