Roy's line last night vs. donkey lineup:
8 K's (3 cuttered, 5 SO cuttered)
Number of times Mike 'OMG HE HITS THE BALL 600 FEET' Stanton got his face melted off with excellence: 2
Roy's ERA on the year is now a face-breaking 1.96. His record, 8-4. Seriously, Phillies. This man should be like 11-1. Get your shit together.