Friday, July 9, 2010

Open Letter to Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert from ZWR Owner ZWR

Mr. Gilbert,

Slow your roll, player. Slow. Your. Roll.

I mean, I'm feeling you and all, and I know your franchise just lost like half its value or whatever but, yo, seriously. This was a bit much, don't you think? Perhaps you should have let this one bake a bit more before publishing. Maybe sought the guidance of one of your PR or communications people first? Because surely, if you have anyone looking out for your best interests, they wouldn't have recommended you let your missive fly without a few minor adjustments.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you could have at least thrown in some sweet clipart or something. I find that images convey my emotions more accurately than any words ever could. So consider it, for next time... not that there will be a next time. Haha, just kidding.

I'm sure you'll totally "win that championship" soon.

Keep your head up.



  1. Wowwie. Total flashback to sixth grade "computers" class.

    I LOL'd hard.

  2. This begs the question: is Clipart cooler than MSpaint?

    Discuss amongst yourselves.


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