Thursday, July 29, 2010

ZWR Press Conference: Big Roy Oswalt Announcement (Roy Oswalt)







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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    the two roy's

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  2. CoquiOXJuly 29, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    Best one yet!

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  3. JeffreyJuly 29, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    I love that the press conference is at a La Quinta. Nice touch, ZWR.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    I want to go to the World Fuckin Series with Roy Oswalt and Roy Halladay. Then the zoo.

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  5. WinAndYourInJuly 29, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    Halladay - Hi, I'm Roy Halladay. Welcome to the team.
    Oswalt - HOLY VARMENTS! YA'LL NAME IS ROY TOO? (chews entire bag of Redman tobacco at once, spits in Kendrick's locker)
    Kendrick - Hey! That's my locker!
    Ruben - (to Kendrick) You're still on the team? (to Oswalt) What made you finally decide to come to the Phillies?
    Oswalt - WELL, (puts down PBR), I finally took the tampon out and said GIT-R-DONE!
    Ruben - Yeah, we've dealt with tampons before (points to Cole, who is playing with his puppy that he carries in a backpack)

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  6. 85July 29, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    My God, that's the LaQuinta corporate attorney's music!

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  7. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    Is it ever not better than the day before?

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  8. loctasticJuly 29, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    I appreciate the consistent and vociferous opposition to the thought that ANY OTHER PHILLIE can come to the zoo.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Hell, I'll go to the Please Touch Museum with Roy Oswalt. Why not?

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  10. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    Nice tie

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  11. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    is that water? vodka? Smurfpiss?

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  12. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    Is that a windsor knot?

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  13. phillygirl17July 29, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    one of my favorite ms paint...

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  14. WheelsFellOffJuly 29, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    You forgot to check your blackberry mid-presser.

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  15. JoshJuly 29, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    So since he’s the number two Roy in town, would it be appropriate to simply refer to him as the ViceRoy?

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  16. ShakeyJuly 29, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    Royz In the Hood. Coined.

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  17. kurtJuly 29, 2010 at 11:15 PM

    Can't wait until this makes Press Hop 3

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  18. MikeGJuly 30, 2010 at 6:32 AM

    Whoa. We adopt a red panda. Roy adopts a Roy. And names it Roy.

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  19. DaveJuly 30, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    ZWR... consider this alternative perspective on Royz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuE_YYwba0

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  20. UnknownJuly 30, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    I'm waiting for a nice young lady to start a blog about Roy Oswalt. I want to go the Sadie Hawkins Dance with Roy.

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  21. UnknownJuly 30, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    I believe that is a double windsor

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