the two roy's
Best one yet!
I love that the press conference is at a La Quinta. Nice touch, ZWR.
I want to go to the World Fuckin Series with Roy Oswalt and Roy Halladay. Then the zoo.
Halladay - Hi, I'm Roy Halladay. Welcome to the team.Oswalt - HOLY VARMENTS! YA'LL NAME IS ROY TOO? (chews entire bag of Redman tobacco at once, spits in Kendrick's locker)Kendrick - Hey! That's my locker!Ruben - (to Kendrick) You're still on the team? (to Oswalt) What made you finally decide to come to the Phillies?Oswalt - WELL, (puts down PBR), I finally took the tampon out and said GIT-R-DONE!Ruben - Yeah, we've dealt with tampons before (points to Cole, who is playing with his puppy that he carries in a backpack)
My God, that's the LaQuinta corporate attorney's music!
Is it ever not better than the day before?
I appreciate the consistent and vociferous opposition to the thought that ANY OTHER PHILLIE can come to the zoo.
Hell, I'll go to the Please Touch Museum with Roy Oswalt. Why not?
is that water? vodka? Smurfpiss?
Is that a windsor knot?
one of my favorite ms paint...
You forgot to check your blackberry mid-presser.
So since he’s the number two Roy in town, would it be appropriate to simply refer to him as the ViceRoy?
Royz In the Hood. Coined.
Can't wait until this makes Press Hop 3
Whoa. We adopt a red panda. Roy adopts a Roy. And names it Roy.
ZWR... consider this alternative perspective on Royz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuE_YYwba0
I'm waiting for a nice young lady to start a blog about Roy Oswalt. I want to go the Sadie Hawkins Dance with Roy.
I believe that is a double windsor
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