Thursday, July 29, 2010

ZWR Press Conference: Big Roy Oswalt Announcement (Roy Oswalt)







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21 comments:

  3. I love that the press conference is at a La Quinta. Nice touch, ZWR.

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  4. I want to go to the World Fuckin Series with Roy Oswalt and Roy Halladay. Then the zoo.

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  5. Halladay - Hi, I'm Roy Halladay. Welcome to the team.
    Oswalt - HOLY VARMENTS! YA'LL NAME IS ROY TOO? (chews entire bag of Redman tobacco at once, spits in Kendrick's locker)
    Kendrick - Hey! That's my locker!
    Ruben - (to Kendrick) You're still on the team? (to Oswalt) What made you finally decide to come to the Phillies?
    Oswalt - WELL, (puts down PBR), I finally took the tampon out and said GIT-R-DONE!
    Ruben - Yeah, we've dealt with tampons before (points to Cole, who is playing with his puppy that he carries in a backpack)

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  6. My God, that's the LaQuinta corporate attorney's music!

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  7. Is it ever not better than the day before?

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  8. I appreciate the consistent and vociferous opposition to the thought that ANY OTHER PHILLIE can come to the zoo.

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  9. Hell, I'll go to the Please Touch Museum with Roy Oswalt. Why not?

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  11. is that water? vodka? Smurfpiss?

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  12. Is that a windsor knot?

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  13. one of my favorite ms paint...

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  14. You forgot to check your blackberry mid-presser.

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  15. So since he’s the number two Roy in town, would it be appropriate to simply refer to him as the ViceRoy?

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  16. Royz In the Hood. Coined.

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  17. Can't wait until this makes Press Hop 3

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  18. Whoa. We adopt a red panda. Roy adopts a Roy. And names it Roy.

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  19. ZWR... consider this alternative perspective on Royz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuE_YYwba0

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  20. I'm waiting for a nice young lady to start a blog about Roy Oswalt. I want to go the Sadie Hawkins Dance with Roy.

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  21. I believe that is a double windsor

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