Friday, July 16, 2010

ZWR SEISMOLOGICALLY HUGE SEISMOLOGY EXXXXCLUSIVE


Washington, DC - At 5:04 this morning, Nationals rookie pitcher Stephen Strasburg worked on a new pitch- one that employed a cutter grip shown to him by Roy Halladay- while wearing his Men's Standard Weight Red Label Strasboner Tee, causing a slight break in the face of the earth. Thankfully no one was injured. Amy Vaughan, a geophysicist with the USGS, said the quake was the largest ever recorded in the area, and thanked Charlie Manuel in advance for intentionally avoiding a Halladay/Strasburg matchup on August 1. "Stuff would break, yo", said Vaughan.

Did you know that Boner from Growing Pains killed himself? Zoinks!

1 comment:

  1. The facebreak was SOOO POWERFUL.

    PEOPLLLLLLLE OF MARYLAND. PEOPLLLLE OF VIRGINIA. PEOPLLLE OF THE DISTRICT. OF. COLUMBIA. (cough gag.) The Francis Scott Key Bridge MAY (have) COLLAPSE(d).

    also it is nats manager riggsly biggsly who should adjust his schedule so as to have this strasboner/HLH3 matchup.

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