So yeah. Soccer happened. Some guy got kicked in the chest while on the pitch!!
It was all level for like six hours, and then, another guy scored and then took off his kit:
But hey, speaking of things that are kickin' (awful T-Mac transition), ZWR wants you to know that you can now get your very own t-shirt in support of the Philadelphia Union! Mens and ladies versions are available, check out http://zoowithroy.spreadshirt.com for more details!
No seriously it's by fan request and who am I but a opportunist that lives to serve the people? Don't tread, yo.