Friday, August 6, 2010

Ah, Pagan! Ah, Humanity! (Phils v. Mets Breaking News)

Rumors are surfacing that Mets OF Angel Pagan is to be suspended for this weekend's series with the Phils following a clubhouse spat. The incident stems from Pagan's refusal to follow team rules, most specifically a defiance of base-running signs and defensive adjustments directed by the coaching staff during games. The outfielder also missed a team flight on Wednesday.

It is believed that Pagan's newfound insubordinance stems from an impactful reading of Herman Melville's Bartleby, the Scrivener.

Also: Required reading

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