First up, some well-traveled ZWR shirts.
Supposedly this was taken in Kuauauauaui, Hawaii:
Seriously, if you were raised where that picture was taken, you wouldn't know or care how to run the bases either.
I don't know what Chicken Itza is, but it sounds like a place you could totally score some killer stuff. So it's only fitting that this guy wore his Wertz Revolution shirt (RIP) there:
Finally (and not just because 274 of you donkeys sent me a link to this story, I swear), there was a sickeningly cute Zebra-Donkey ("ZEDONK", zomg!) hybrid born in Georgia: