Sunday, August 15, 2010

So Roy Halladay Pitched Last Night (8.14.10 vs. Islanders)

"Give me your jorted, your fades, your chin-strapped faces yearning to be broken"
And Roy broke them all, dear readers- which was nice after the offense decided to use up so many of their hits, runs, and impressively coordinated base-running activities on Friday (the whole Cole thing is fascinating to me, by the way). "But ZWR, what was the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?!!?!" Dude, calm down:

8 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 7K (3 Cuttered, 2 So Cuttered), 0 BB (lol(mets)),

"Yo, but were there any moments of consternation, and what followed/resulted?"

weak, cuttered, so cuttered

"OMG, did Carlos Beltran run into any walls with his big, stupid face again? That was hilarious." Unfortunately, no. But the Braves lost, so that was nice, in addition to Roy killing fools.

Okay, Donkey Nation, that's about it. Enjoy your Sundays, and get ready for tonight by collecting experiences over the course of the day that bring you cheer.

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