You may by now have heard that Ryan Howard spent his off day yesterday doing non-baseball related things. Quite justifiably, this had the internet, sports talk radio hosts and legions of fans in an uproar.
After all, none of us want to be made to re-live incidents of the past involving our star athletes and amusement parks. Like the time in 1994 when stalwart outfielder Jim Eisenreich missed two months after a physical altercation that began with him shouting at a giant Reese's cup to "go f*ck its mother in the face."
Godspeed, Ryan. Stay safe out there.
"Wait, I need 5 smalls before I can trade up for a medium? The hell, bro?"
This shit sucks.
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ReplyDeleteNo kidding. ZWR fell off a while ago.
They are being donkeys..They don't know what you mean. :(
ReplyDeleteIf you really feel that way, I'd first say keep it to yourself. Then I'd say your faces deserve to be broken
ReplyDeleteI just imagined Jim Eisenreich crane-kicking a Reese's Cup and died of laughter. Excellent!
ReplyDeleteCrane kicking? Nice call. PS - That's an awesome duck.
ReplyDeleteLog flumes are awesome.
ReplyDeleteHey, two people up top--get lost. ZWR is money :)
dude ZWR jumped the shark bro!
ReplyDeleteyeah, that duck is clearly mocking Howard. I bet that duck works the "guess people's weight while being a smartass" booth, too.
ReplyDeleteY'all are being a bunch of assgiles
ReplyDelete"jumped the shark" = ghey
ReplyDeleteI propose "shooting the omar" or "every simpson's episode after season six" replaces "jumping the shark"
ReplyDeletei want to go to the zoo with whichever roy is pitching.
ReplyDeletethere, i said it.
ZWR gets a year's pass for the Werth/Uts "Waiting for Godot" alone.
ReplyDeleteYour drawing of Ryan throwing the dart is waaay off. First, you failed to show him throwing side-arm. Second, the dart should be either (a) out of frame or (b) about to stab the worker in the forehead.
ReplyDeleteGet me to the Steel Force, boys.
ReplyDeletei think that duck has glasses. i like him.
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