So apparently Rickie Ricardo, the Phils' spanish radio color commentator was on WIP this morning and made a rather stupendous claim about one Chooch Carlos Ruiz. Supposedly, Rickie, Chooch and Jose Contreras went out to dinner in Miami the other night, and Chooch ate an entire motherducking iguana, atop some rice of course. Wow. I mean. Dude.
If you don't love (like desperately and romantically) Chooch by now, this ought to do it. Rickie babbles on about some other semi-funny stuff for quite a while, so fast forward to about the 10:00 minute mark:
Note: If embedded audio thingy above doesn't work (90% chance it won't), CLICK HERE to listen on WIP's donkey site.
To recap: CHOOCH ATE A GIANT LIZARD FOR DINNER. IN LIKE 10 SECONDS. SRSLY