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When asked for a status update on his recently tweaked quadricep by CSN Philly's Jim Salisbury, Phils rookie sensation Domonic Brown stepped back for a moment, gathered his thoughts, and said, "Oh you know. It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin. Sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken--"
Brown was then interrupted by re-re-injured shortstop Jimmy Rollins, who dropped the following knowledge on all of the now highly attentive Phillies beat reporters en masse: "Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground. Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around. Gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me. Harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me."
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
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I enjoyed this, thoroughly.
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Tupac would also wear #11 had he played for the Phils.
ReplyDelete...He would mean it to be two large middle fingers, directed at the first baseman, who would see Pac(and the two ..|.. on the back of the jersey) sprinting down to second on a pick-off attempt.