Thursday, September 2, 2010

Natinals Introduce New Nyjer Morgan Promotional Items

In light of Nyjer Morgan's newfound controversial overnight internet fame, and the loss of their Strasboner cash cow, the Natinals have decided to introduce a couple new ballpark promotions in September.

Due to my well-heeled inside-the-beltway connections, I was able to get a sneak peek at the new swag.

New bobblehead:


Also--and frankly I find this rather distasteful--word has it that Morgan is set to launch his music career with the release of the following EP, which will be given away at an upcoming game. The album cover and song title look a little too familiar to me, but I can't quite place them.

nd aww yeah, I wanna feel guilty
but you punk motherf**kers tried to drill me
You'll get smacked up on the hill with my phone on my pager
It's beepin while I cut you with my razor


If you have no idea what I'm referencing with the above, watch this epic brawl between the Marlins and Nyjer Morgan. Specifically, watch for Gaby Sanchez off the top rope. NOBODY, I repeat NOBODY, puts Gaby in a corner.

Seriously, watch this like three times if you haven't already


  1. That's one Nyjer Wit Attitude

  2. i'm rather underwhelmed. no people's elbow? now that's some bullshit

  3. Where do we address the thank you cards to Sanchez?

  4. D Ugglay....showcasing the roid rage.


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