Welcome to the second installment of TWIPN. We have some rather pressing matters, so let's get right to it.
- There is a real actual thing called The International Penguin Conference. Thanks to reader @HereComesTreb1e for the tip. Someone find out how I get on the schedule as keynote next year. I'll bet they have breakout sessions on how awesome it is when penguins slide down hills on their bellies with their fins waggling and then plop into the water.
- ZOMG ERNIE SIMS FEEDING PENGUINS AT THE ZOO WHILE WEARING URBAN CAMOUFLAGE