With a single laser-like stare, Roy drained the life force from the Cincinnati Reds, impregnated 119 women in the Delaware Valley, caused Jay Bruce temporary Roy-blindness, destroyed all tangible evidence that Marge Schott ever lived, canceled the T.Ocho Show, and made Procter and Gamble's stock to drop 89%.
And like that, the Phils were up 2-0.
Thanks to @cranekicker for the screengrab.
And like that, the Phils were up 2-0.
Thanks to @cranekicker for the screengrab.
He also broke about elventy zillion faces.
ReplyDeleteI'm slightly amazed he only impregnated 119 Del-Valleyans. (Del-Valleyagans?). There were at least 38 more reported cases here in Southern Maryland, 200 miles away.
ReplyDeleteI lost my virginity to this face last night.
ReplyDeleteLesson learned.
ReplyDeleteToo bad said lessons don't mean jackson in 19 hours.