This, the Reds. This.

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With a single laser-like stare, Roy drained the life force from the Cincinnati Reds, impregnated 119 women in the Delaware Valley, caused Jay Bruce temporary Roy-blindness, destroyed all tangible evidence that Marge Schott ever lived, canceled the T.Ocho Show, and made Procter and Gamble's stock to drop 89%.

And like that, the Phils were up 2-0.

Thanks to @cranekicker for the screengrab.