Friday, November 12, 2010

COLLEGE BBALL PERVEW (A ZWR @the701Level Guest Post)


By Shep Trumbo and Gil Thorpe
The 701 Level


YOOOOO SPROT ok so lets get don 2 fucklen BARSS TACK sprot fans frist of all YO IT UR BREUHS GIL fucken THORPE n SHEP fucklen TRUMBO n were herr 2 lern u all a lil bit bout COLLGE BASTETBALL in this lil ZOOKEPPER/701 COLLABO fucklen PERVEW yes:


VOLLANOVA


GIL
: Ok so yo lott BRUHS n LADDY BRUHS all like “YO WIDCATS IS DUNN SON cuz fucken guddass TALLASS GUY REGY REDDMAN fucken gradated the GRADAUTE UP along wit SCOOT RENOLDS so now they aint gon be 2 GRATE n also they got fucken clapt up by like sum fucken funnyass TLAKIN AUSTRIANS from SANT MARRYS COLLEG hahahahah all like YO JAY RITE put nuther fucken SHRIP on the BABBIE son yeeeee hahahahaha n all like SHE SAY DONT LEEVE SHE NOT GON FUCKEN MARRRY RICHERD”


“YES SON hahahah fuck RICHERD im gon BANG MY LADDY hahahah yo GO WIDCATS n FUCK CROCODOLES” –crodile DUNDY

but yo spekkin of MARRITAL PROLBBLEMS that wuz the thing lass yer lie fucken CORY FISSER bang scooty laddy the BANG UP or sum sbit mebbe teh otthe way AROUND but anyway aslo fucken CORRY STOKEY got clapt up by the CUPPERS 4 pissin on a HUSE n yeh u no getting his YURONATION on 4 rell son.

“YO COCHE don’t be hattin son I jus had 2 peee rell bad CMON BRUH u no how it go PEEIN fells gudd tho” – cory stoke

But they gon be maddass GUUD this year cuz JAY RITES fucken BRANE is bout as big as DOGU COLLENS or RUBBEN AMAROSOS both rell smat brahs so its gon be a LEGIT YEAR SON mallik WAYANS n aslo JWAN PIKSTON gon clapclap a lil bit sho this WORLD how they do n oh yeh fucken SCOOTU RENOLDS is playin ITALLY now hahahah eastin mettballs prolly so thas gudd.


SHEP
: CORY FISH gun CLAP UP the BIG EST dun even swett it they dun got RONNIE RENOLDS n REGIE RENOLDS no more cuz CORY FISH GUN HOLD IT DOWN n dun forget bout VINCEVAUN PINSTON cuz mememebr that one tiem he fuckt JENIER ANNUSTIN n that FAT CHICK in OLD SCOOL they were brethin HELUM n the romm 2gether n then he NO SNOPP DOG 2 so thats cool


so YEH BABBY kepp a fucklen eye out for VINCEVAUN n CORY u herd it her FIRTS


701 PREDCITIN: finale fucken 4 babby


TAMPLE


SHEP
: LSVAY ALLEN pretty fucken GUDD n ARRON BORN no fucken joek he gun be A10 6 man of the fucken YERR MARK IT THE MARK UP NOW BIRCHSSSSSSS


THEN u got fucken FRANK fucken DUMPY wit his BIGASS RUBEN AMRANIO ANDY REDD SIZE fucklen BRANE n u NO that speels FUNAL FUCKEN 4 BABBY 4RELL


IT 2 fucken bad they lost LUIS GUZMAN tho 4RELL that SPROT fucken SHARKTITS BRUHS



GIL
: Yo 4 rell n GIL AINT EVEN JOKIN arund her TAMPLE gon be fucken gudd as a tit on a fucken tit on yet anuther fuccklen third bigass TIT. CUZ YO fren dunpy the HEDD COCH n he rell SMAT cuz I rember one tiem I was watchin a fucken PHILEYS BROODCAST n like HARRY KALLOS rest in peece brah n LERRY ANNERSON had him on the broodcast n I wuz liek “YO THIS BRAH a fucken BASSETBALL guy so y teh FYCK he on a babsell game???” but then he kepp fucken spekkin n I wuz like “shit he as smart as fucken TOM HAKKS in that moovee where he got hit by a fucklen scerryass COMMET n then he wuz SMART as TIT n he fuckd KYRAN SEGEWICK ye” hahahahh


Yeeeee fucken TOM HAKKS bout 2 get his FUKK on yeeee PHENOMENIN


n yo aslo in the BAKCORT u got fucken guddass pontgard JUN FARNANDAZ n other pont gard RAMOND MORE n then in the FROT CORT u got fucken RAM EMMANUAL n LAVO ALLAN n yeh lie sum other bruh the CENTAR 4 rell n they all got madd guddass ULTIMATE ZONE ATTINGS n yo they got gudd vorps 2 GOO OWLS


701 PREDICTIN: finle fucken 4 BABBY


LASELLE


GIL
: Yo the EXLPORRERS r anuther tem that r prolly gon be the fucken TIT 4 rell son cuz they got sum guddass VETREN EXPERIENCE like JARELL WILLAMS n fucky RUDY GILLUEXAENEUX


EXPLOIRAR BASKETBLAL n a FINASS LADDY: swett fucklen CUMBO

n yeh they jus fucken got EARLY PETTYS who transferred teh fucklen TRANSFURR over from RUCKERS 4 rell n he guuuuuddd son he GUDDD n they got sum guddass asss froshmen wit EXCEPIONALASS VORPS like MATT LOPES whos like 8 fucken FOOT TLAL n aslo MATT MILLS a higly TOTTED GARD


ok GO EXPORERS son u gon clap the BIG FIV no jok hahaahahahahaha son BE EXPLORIN sum fucken FINASS LADDYS 2 prolly liek that hotass OFFOCE BIRCH


“HOOLY TIT is that SHEP N GIL j JOHN GINNINANNI n all them finass EXPORERS hahahah yes SEX TIEM 4 PAM from teh OFFOCE” – pam from teh OFFOCE

cuz yo she livv in SCRENTON n thas NOT 2 @ FUCKEN FAR AWY so u can hav a long DIASTANCE RELASIONSHIP acually FUCK THAT SON jus hit it n QIT IT n commm chill wit SHEP N GIL at 701HQ we all gon be chillin wastin CHEETERS n BURITOS n fucken hangin out wit BILL CLITON n ROY HALLDAY n taht fucken hottass birch from the fucklen SHOPRITE COMMERCAL


SHEP
: SHEPDAWG got 4 FUCKLEN WORDS 4U 4RELL: ARRIC MURRAY RUBEN GILLANDUX JEREL WILSON


N FUCK INJURYS SON LASAL aint havin that shit BRUH


yeeeeeeeeeee son they goin 2 teh FINNAL 4


SUJ



GIL
: Yo son i aint gonn ly it been a wile since I fucken chilt wit the HAKS son but they prolly gon be pretty guud. PHILE MARTELLY an ole ucken PAL of mine n sheps from bakk in the DAY cuz my STEPDAD akak the bruh who wuz sleppin wit my moms 4 a LIL BIT wuz KIM BAPTIST n even tho he wuz a BABSELL playar he still wuz smat as TIT bout BASKETBALLR so he tauht me n SHEP N PHIL COLLENS errything he knew n then he lefft cuz my moms sedd he wuz a fucken DOG so wateve son he still colo in GILS BOKK cuz he boght me a SWETTASS HUFFY BIEK.


“PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAY HOOOOOOO” – MARTELLY CLAP

Anyway BAKK 2 te PERVEW: fucken DELONTY WEST wuz madd cool cuz he bang LBRON lilbirchass pussayassborchfuckeler SHIT JAMES’’ moms wit us hahaha yeh son n now SUMTIEMS he comm. 2 HQ still 2 this DAY n watch fucken GLEA wit us n ELANE SENFELD so yo that’s MADD FUN even tho he a fucken lamass CELECIC now cuz we still rember when he a SJU HAJK 4 rell.


SHEP
: PHIL MARTINEZ GOT A BIGASS MOTHERFUCKLEN BRANE PLUS HE LOKK LIKE THE RAYMONS POP IN THAT FUNYASS SHOW



hahaha yo GIL memember wen we fuckt DORIS ROBERTS hahahaha SWETTASS OLD PUSSAY BRUH hahahahahahaha plus dude was fucklen FRANKSTEN n he got 2 fuck MADLIN KHAN I think anyway wat u thinks gun happen SPEROTS????????????????????????


SOFMORE FUCKLEN CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


BABBY CARL BAPIST WHERE U AT SON


Yeh FINNLE FOUR SUJ GUN WIN IT ALL THIS YER MARK IT


DREXER


SHEP
: yo FUCK DREXER GIL sup GIL sup KEPPER sup ALLAH


GIL
: FUCK DREXLLE SON r u fucken serios son fuck drexle son


PRAISE ALLAH sup SHEP sup ZOOKEPPER much luv 2 all my BRUHS n LADDY BRUHS 4 rell son

4 comments:

  1. "TAMPLE gon be fucken gudd as a tit on a fucken tit on yet anuther fuccklen third bigass TIT."

    Put that shit on a billboard on the Schuykill, son.

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  2. This is the greatest sprots profile I've ever read.

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  3. If I cared about Drexel basketball, I might have been offended. But, considering the only thing good about Drexel is our engineering program (yay Enginerds)...I couldn't care less. If there is anything Drexel basketball players are good at....it's armed robberies (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/mensbasketball/colonial/2010-07-26-drexel-robbery-charges_N.htm).

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  4. Why the hait on Buster Flynn's Dargins? He's a guddass bruh.

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