See Part 1 here
Never again will I underestimate my audience's propensity to indulge my nonsense. Because you guys sent me a lot of freaking hand turkeys. But it's the offseason, and it's not like anyone is reading this anyway, so hell yeah I'm posting nine hand turkeys. Also, I have no idea what that yellow thing is** in the first one, but to be safe let's not even speculate.
A big thanks to everyone for submitting. ZWR readers are the most creative people in the blogosphere, probably.
I have some other reader-submitted stuff that I'll be posting later in the week. Thanks for "reading".
**edit: Mystery solved. Huh.