Yo, it seems the Inquirer's John Gonzalez, aka the Square Hair of Mount Airy, has a mancrush on Zoo With Roy. In this article about the CLIFFPOCALYPSE he refers to yours truly as "the incomparable zoowithroy.com." Huh.
But really who can blame him?
And it's not totally unrequited, Gonzo, unless you'd rather have a feud, which could be good for the both of us (probably more for you than me, though, because I'm already universally adored). Plus, you're somewhat known for being incendiary. Just throwing it out there. Get back to me.
Oh, I also got mentioned in this Daily News article.
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