ZWR has learned exclusively* that former Phillies quinquagenarian ace pitcher Jamie Moyer has decided to join ESPN's award-winning and insightful Baseball Tonight telecast as an analyst.
ZWR has also obtained (exclusively*) an advanced photo of Jamie's first broadcast tomorrow evening.
...wait for it...
BOOM. MOYERED, YO:
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ReplyDeleteIt actually kind of does look like Jamie Moyer... same eyes, nose, and smile.
ReplyDeleteWorse things to see before bedtime then Krukker and sweet Jamie.
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