Here's a picture of someone hanging out with a 2011 BMW on the beach at an exotic island--presumably somewhere amazing and happy and tropical like Turks and Caicos, the home of the fictitious 2011 ZOOCON, the first annual fake ZWR reader getaway and bolg extravaganza.
So just look at this picture and pretend it was you, standing there, soaking in the sun and warm white coral sand. And stop worrying! Instead, just think about how awesome things will be when you win the raffle for this car at ZOOCON 2011! And don't forget-- a limbo contest and rum drinkfest is starting in 12 minutes over by the main pool. So you'd better get a move on, you don't want to be late!