Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Charlie Gets An iPod; A Crane Kicker Exclusive


You're a straight sleeping donkey if you don't already know that one of my favorite bolg/twitter girlfriends is Crane Kick Chronicles. Why? Well, he's witty, the site's hilarious, and CK kinda sorta tangentially got me mentioned in the Huffington Post! So I was thrilled when he accepted my standing invite to contribute horrifically-formatted content to the bolg. The title's pretty self-explanatory, so just read it now please. We all deserve some lols after last night.

Charlie gets an ipod





 Hey like which one of you guys can help me with this new phone I got it don’t work right.












I’ll take a look… what’s the problem?












Jimmy like sometimes I press a button to call somebody up it starts playing songs. And then like when I try to shut off the song
it plays more songs. Or like sometimes the weather comes on and stuff. It’s just dumb.








Uh skip. This isn’t a phone man. It’s an ipod.











Jimmy that’s a telephone. It’s one of those new ones like what I like to call a “Smart Man’s phone.” Ruben gave it to me and said
so. He said like “Here Chuck here’s an iphone for you all the guys have one so you can listen to music and stuff on the plane I even put some songs on there and you can read stories on it too.”







Yeah he probably said ipod, not iphone.









IPHONE. HE SAID IT. AND I WAS LIKE THANKS RUBE I’LL CALL YOU LATER ON IT AND HE WAS LIKE LAUGHING LIKE “HAHA OK” LIKE I WASN’T GONNA CALL HIM OR SOMETHIN BUT I WAS GONNA AND NOW I CANT CAUSE IT’S BEIN DUMB.






Ok…ok. Let’s take a look and see if this has any phone calling capability at all. I see music…weather…email…










Email! That one. Put that on I want to talk to Ruben.










Yeah Jimmy put on the email so he can talk to Ruben. LULZ.












You stay outta this you crazy Samoan.












I’m Hawaiian.












Exactly what I said. Jimmy call Ruben.









Chuck. I can’t call anyone. This isn’t a phone. All it does is play music and a few other….hey it has Twitter! Are you on Twitter?












I dunno what that is but if it means I can like call people and stuff then yeah I wanna be on Twitter.







Well it looks like you have an account…let’s take a look….








HAHAHAHA what the…. macaroni salad!?!














I can’t….I can’t even….












I was tryin to order lunch. Gimme back my damn phone.





12 comments:

  1. You were in the Huffington Post? You liberal elitist sellout destroying America with your bolg's capitalist intentions...

    I was going to try to go on for a while but it's not easy being cheesy.

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  2. Wow, realizing how little I came up with puts into perspective the time that went into that guy being pissed at a harmless blog.

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  3. Yo jerks how I'm apposed to create a funny/original Charlie Manuel character for my Phillies High posts now that I've already seen him tweet "Call Ruben's phone."

    Thanks a lot, idiots.

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  4. Danger- stop being a tard and man up. I believe in you. /toughlove

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  5. Read this at work. Not my best idea. Almost pooped myself while trying to quiet my laughter.

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  6. That was freaking hilarious. Nicely done.

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  7. Don't be mean to Chuck.

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  8. How has there been no comment on this bolg about the Halladay-Hamels Aquarium Excursion?

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  9. I..can't..stop..laughing..

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  10. Raul Valdes is The TerminatorMarch 20, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    SALAMI WRAP!

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