Hi Zoo With Roy readers (and ZWR), I'm Danger Guerrero. You may know me from the Internet, where I write words places and sometimes help out Ricky Penguin over here. Well, now I got a ZWR login. Consequences will never be the same.
For my first post as an official ZWR contributor, I figure I should stick to stuff in my wheelhouse. If there are two things I love, they're Kelly Kapowski and animated GIFs. If there are three things I love, they're Kelly Kapowski, animated GIFs, and a sausage, egg, and cheese on a croissant from Dunkin Donuts. And if there are four things I love, they're those first three things and the Phillies. So, without further ado, I'ma eat this breakfast sandwich present a list of Phillies players as represented by GIFs of Kelly Kapowski.
The best Kelly Kapowski GIF goes to the best Phillie. The OMG SO CUTTERED of Kapowski GIFs, if you will.
Hey, big boy. We didn't forget about you. Hurry back. XOXO.
Glamour shot for the glamour boy. I'm like 80% Cole has a wind machine in his house, just so he can do stuff like this in front of the mirror.
Pictured: A visual representation of how Ruben wooed Cliff back to Philly.
AWWW YEHA BABBY. Looking good out there.
Why, hello there you mysterious, intriguing prospect, you. We've got our eye on you, and we've got big plans.
This GIF gets assigned to Shane because he's always in charge of the shaving cream face attacks after the game and it seems like something he would do, then run off giggling.
Technically not Kelly Kapowski, but few things make me happier than imagining Chooch dancing like this around his house.
The Offense In General
Get it together, fellas. You're confusing an angel.
Best post ever? Best post ever.
ZWR NOTE: OMMFGDGFTW (faint)