Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Danger Guerrero Presents Selected Phillies Players As Kelly Kapowski GIFs

Hi Zoo With Roy readers (and ZWR), I'm Danger Guerrero. You may know me from the Internet, where I write words places and sometimes help out Ricky Penguin over here. Well, now I got a ZWR login. Consequences will never be the same.

For my first post as an official ZWR contributor, I figure I should stick to stuff in my wheelhouse. If there are two things I love, they're Kelly Kapowski and animated GIFs. If there are three things I love, they're Kelly Kapowski, animated GIFs, and a sausage, egg, and cheese on a croissant from Dunkin Donuts. And if there are four things I love, they're those first three things and the Phillies. So, without further ado, I'ma eat this breakfast sandwich present a list of Phillies players as represented by GIFs of Kelly Kapowski.

Roy Halladay

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The best Kelly Kapowski GIF goes to the best Phillie. The OMG SO CUTTERED of Kapowski GIFs, if you will.

Chase Utley

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Hey, big boy. We didn't forget about you. Hurry back. XOXO.

Cole Hamels

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Glamour shot for the glamour boy. I'm like 80% Cole has a wind machine in his house, just so he can do stuff like this in front of the mirror.

Cliff Lee

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Pictured: A visual representation of how Ruben wooed Cliff back to Philly.

Raul Ibanez

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Placido Polanco

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AWWW YEHA BABBY. Looking good out there.

Kyle Kendrick

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What. Ever.

Dom Brown

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Why, hello there you mysterious, intriguing prospect, you. We've got our eye on you, and we've got big plans.

Shane Victorino

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This GIF gets assigned to Shane because he's always in charge of the shaving cream face attacks after the game and it seems like something he would do, then run off giggling.

Carlos Ruiz

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Technically not Kelly Kapowski, but few things make me happier than imagining Chooch dancing like this around his house.

The Offense In General

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Get it together, fellas. You're confusing an angel.

Best post ever? Best post ever.



  1. This is just more unscrupulous, ruthless, shameful capitalism! Let's call a spade a spade, you spade.

  2. You should just stop now. There is no way you can top this.

  3. Impressive, especially since you didn't need to dip into any of the Kelly Kapowski working at the beach club/playing beach volleyball shots!


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