Thursday, May 26, 2011

I'm So Tired



I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the twink
I should not have watched the whole game and all the while drink
No, no, no.

I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired I think I’ll go read Zoo
I wonder would they still be there if not for clutch Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul?

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, that’s Mitch and Wilson
Baez five innings? I can't stop my brain
Roy gave up eleven hits? I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind.

I'm so tired, need to get some shut-eye in
Although I'm so tired I'll go check out the Fightins
And curse Sir Tom McCarthy
He has such a stupid grin!

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, Valdez has a great arm
You know I can't sleep, Popo extended the game
You guys see Rolen? That donkey’s so lame
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
Wait why’s Mitch the goat a different color every time?
I’m fargling tired everything I've got for a little peace of mind
(mumble grumble coffee double pie)

7 comments:

  1. Herndon was the walrus, coo coo cachoo

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  2. zOMG. Beatles + Valdez = greatest zoo post ever.

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  3. Happiness is a warm Valdez

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  4. Imagine no Romero,
    It's awesome if you try.
    No walks, no anger,
    We all get victory pie.

    Imagine Wilson Valdez,
    Drilling Rolen's faceeeeee.
    You may think you were dreaming,
    But wait what you really weren't?
    I hope it never happens again,
    Too much Wheels and T-mac...

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  5. Pete Orr was the original drummer but was later replaced by Mitch II

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  6. two of us wearing bolg shirts
    standing solo in the sun
    you and me chasing paper
    getting nowhere
    on our way to zoo
    we're on our way zoo
    we're on our way zoo
    we're going zooooooooo

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