Sunday, May 1, 2011

So Roy Halladay Pitched Yesterday (4.30.11 vs. M_ts)

Roy Halladay pitched against an awful, hopeless, last place squad yesterday. While on the surface such an opponent would seem ideal, sometimes these games- against bumbling, hapless, flawed "teams"- can trip up even the best of the big leagues. "They're only human", folks say. Well, in this case, that's where you're wrong. (Ominous music)

Unflappably focused, HLHIII was able to look past the M_ts staggering lack of ability and concentrate on getting the job done. And get it done he did, to the tune of a complete game victory. The line, donkeyfaceburgers: 9 IP, 7 H, 1 BB (don't panic), 5 cuttered, 3 so cuttered... all in an efficient 107 pitches.

He's so fargling awesome. Yay team!

Roy and Dave Sardineface (AP Photo)


  1. Well played, Halladay. Well played.

  2. I got pounded yesterday, yo.

  3. OMG ZWR, I just got something in the mail and you need to know about it. It's the Diamond Dishes cookbook. I'm a member of the MLB Insiders Club and I got a free look at it. I didn't think I would buy it. Then I opened it up and, OMG, the recipes for three meals by He-who-must-be-named was in there. Chase Utley. Oh and also Roy. Roy gives a steely-eyed stare and tells you how to make Grilled Turkey with Sage Sauce. Peanut Butter and Chocolate shakes, Perfect Green Tea and Molten Chocolate Lava Cakes. Apparently Big Roy likes desert. I was hoping for a Fish recipe, but no luck. Anyway, I thought you should know about this development. Go Phils.


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