Wednesday, May 11, 2011

So Roy Halladay Pitched Yesterday (5.10.11 v. Marlins)

What the sad? Let this be a life lesson, kids: sometimes you do the best you can... and the situation just proves itself to be outside your realm of total control. Like the time in sixth grade when I requested Goodnight Saigon at the Spring Fling Dance (it was right there at the top of the page, too, I remember it clear as day), and the DJ was all “LOL I’m gonna play It Takes Two for the ninth time dogg but nice Z-Cavs I like that roll at the ankle". I slept soundly that night, knowing I brought my A game. Wait what.

But yeah, Roy was awesome last night. He was arguably better than Josh Johnson (who the Marlins play-by-play donkey referred to- exclusively- as “JJ” no fewer than eleventy thousand times (no for real they must be BROSEPHS or at least once “JJ” bought him a beer at the airport or something)), only Doc’s team didn’t win the baseball game and he took the L. Alas. It made me frown. Here, look:

The line: 8 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 9 K (5 cuttered, 4 so cuttered).

Fargle bargle. Seriously- look at that line. Ohwells, we said we’d all go down together.


  1. Long story short: Doc got screwed.

  2. Love that their attendance nearly doubled last night from Monday's game. Monday night: 11,444 (14 fish fans). Last night: 21,955 (5 fish fans).

  3. My love is given to you
    Hope you don't be unfair to me
    Give to me the love needed
    Come to love me with your life!


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