I'm sure this has been posted to 20 other blogs already, and that every baseball blog in the entire world has made fun of this guy at some point. In fact, there are like a hundredy eight YouTube videos already of him doing this. But you know what? I don't care. I still love it so much that I'm posting it anyway.
Natinals reliever Todd Coffey is a man who likes to hustle:
(I GUESS HIS LAST NAME GAVE HIM A CASE OF THE *RUNS*, LOL OMG AMIRITE GUYS, LULZ)