OMG dude did you see when that catcher from the Mariners tried to throw the ball back to the pitcher and it hit me square in the mug it was hilarious but it didn't even hurt my head is hard as sh*t for real go ahead punch me it's okay I swear punch me like Apollo Ohnoez I loved Rocky II I don't feel anything but no joke it was pretty damn funny I mean BOOM right in the old ear hole crazy right I ate cheddar cheese Bugles for breakfast
That can't do nothin' but help him.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Shane wears the double-flap helmet.
ReplyDeleteI love the look of resisting the kill.
ReplyDeleteThatremindsmeofthetimeIwentdeepseafishingand gothitintheheadwithaHalibut,whichisareallyfunnynameforafish.SometimesIsayitoverandoveragin,itmakesmelaugheverytime.IreallylikefishsticksbuthaveneverseenasquarefishbeforeinHawaii,mustbesomesortofeastcoastthing,probablyfromWyomingwhichisareallysquarestate.
ReplyDeleteAnd then the Phillies gutted the fish. Again. And one more time after that.
ReplyDeletemarlins, not mariners.
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