When someone who gets you into the New York Times and Washingtonian- despite the fact that you're an idiot running a bolg about wanting to go to the zoo (that features MS Paint)- calls in a favor, you oblige. When the favor relates to something you like anyhow (Mack's Pizza FTW), it's just a pleasure.
Such is the case with official ZWR biographer Jen A Miller's push to make the Thursday before the Fourth of July (zOMG three day weekend!) Saucehose Day. "But ZWR, I'm one of those donkeys that doesn't know a lot about sauce hoses and the Jersey Shore! What should I do?!?!?!" Glad you asked. Buy this book. I've enjoyed the poop out of it, and I know you will too.
All of that said, JAM only loves me for my drawy-style, and I can never disappoint a lady:
So twinker the hashbrown #saucehose if you're into that sort of thing. Also, feel free to get into a heated Mack's v. Sam's debate in the comments section. Just don't curse- kids read this site. BAI!