CHARLIE HAS ALL STAR BREAK PLANS
by Crane Kicker
Sup skip - what's with all the luggage? You heading out of town for a little R&R over the All-Star break?
Ha if by R&R you mean like making sure my centerfielder don't go gettin lost in Scottsdale while the other guys watch Roy climb Camelback Mountain wearing a backpack full of sand then yeah like I'm doin some R&R.
What? You are flying all the way out to Arizona to keep an eye on Shane?
Who is Shane?
Shane. Victorino. Your centerfielder.
Oh. Yeah. No I mean like I ain't ONLY goin to do that but I am also like coachin in the game. Duh.
CAN I GO?!?!?
No. And Jimmy quit bein dumb you know darn right I am the coach of the All-Star team. Like I only been doin it for the last couple years you know since they fired Clint Hurdle from doin it cause he kept warmin up guys and then not lettin em play.
LOL man Clint Hurdle was not fired. And you aren't the All-Star Game manager this year. Whoever wins the league the prior season gets to do it. So Bruce Bochy is this year's manager.
BOCHY? BOCHY COULDN'T COACH A DOG TO SNIFF ANOTHER DOG'S BUTT. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIKE GET HOME TEAM ADVANTAGE WITH THAT GUY RUNNIN THE SHOW? QUIT PLAYIN JOKES ON ME.
No seriously - you're not the manager. But we *do* have Roy and Cliff there so we should be in good shape.
And Valdez too.
Valdez? What the hell are you talking about man Valdez IS NOT an All-Star.
Uh yeah he is Jimmy the manager gets to choose some players he wants and I told him last night I picked him for the All-Star team so he's goin.
Chu kno wut tie my harplayng is apose to taykoff?
Oh lord....you didn't make the All-Star team, Wilson. CHARLIE ISN'T THE MANAGER SO HE CAN'T ADD PLAYERS. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE???
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YOU'RE NOT AN ALL-STAR!
Enjoy the break bitches the guy is Cabo bound......
Ruben wait please tell these two that they are NOT involved in the All-Star Game. Like AT ALL.
Lalalala Ruben can't heeeaarrr yooouuu because Ruben is Caaabboooo bound.....
Christ. This is hopeless. Well umm... you two go ahead and uh have fun in Arizona.
Thanks Jimmy. Ok Winston let's hit it.
Ness stop Grayn Cainyun!